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Remy: 'Full House’ (San Francisco Real Estate Parody)

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You can't watch "Full House" reruns without getting nostalgic (for the good old days when a San Francisco townhouse wasn't $6 million)


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Written and performed by Remy
Produced and Edited by Austin Bragg
Music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom.
Background vocals by Kelly Brock

LYRICS:

How could this family afford this facility?
Have you seen the cost of real estate? It's insanity!
A kitchen? Are you kidding me?
Who let them paint that door?
Did someone bribe a commissioner?

The loudest peeps that you've ever seen
And compliance costs balloon
But if you stop supply as demand rises
It's no wonder very soon

Everywhere you look, there's a tarp
A sheet to hold on to
Everywhere you look, there's a space
Look, some condos could go there

Everywhere you look

Changing our town's character is what I bemoan
There's a guy taking a crap outside a Cold Stone
And red tape
Everywhere you look



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