HomeUploadUpload DirectHotlinkRandomAbouttheme toggle
Expand

Remy: Fed Asst'd Printing (WAP Parody)

Views:878
@ReasonVids

Remy has thoughts about liquidity too. Financial liquidity.

Parody of Cardi B's "WAP," featuring Megan Thee Stallion, written and performed by Remy; music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom; video produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.

----
Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/ReasonTV?subconfirmation=1
Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Reason.Magazine
Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/reason

Reason is the planet's leading source of news, politics, and culture from a libertarian perspective. Go to reason.com for a point of view you won't get from legacy media and old left-right opinion magazines.
-----

Image credits:
Illustration | 19414606 | © Iqoncept | Dreamstime.com
Illustration | 103919530 | © Gill Thompson | Dreamstime.com

Lyrics:
I said certified free
Seven days a week
Fed Asst'd Printing
Make that currency weak

You want a wall in your backyard?
Extra large and extra hard?
But you ain't got the cash to pay?
Just use that press like a credit card

Grow that debt, print that cash
It's like a tax that never passed
You want wars that never end?
Man, this beats funding them like that

You want a bridge? You want a bomb?
You want a check sent out to Tom?
We're gonna park this big Mack truck
Right in your fiscal garage

Let's be frank, check is blank
From our secret central bank
I don't cut, I don't think
But let me tell you how I got this tank

Gotta be hard to beat monetary sovereignty
Inflate that cash until it turns into Monopoly
Qualitative Easing executed properly
Cuz I'm well-versed in Modern Monetary policy

Spending cuts!? Baby are you kidding me?
Print some one', then make a facsimile
I'm just like Drake, can't you see?
Turning M1 into M3

I got POMO FOMO and I don't see what the harm is
Applying downward pressure in the capital markets
Buying troubled assets and we're not stopping
They're more excited than Prince Andrew at a Hot Topic

Printing press, I'm impressed, is a big loaner
So the debt's now looking like a big grower
Now to see the spike you don't need a decoder
(It's got a hook in it, hopefully it leans over)

So if adult decisions make you shudder
Don't call your mom, call your brother
Cuz there ain't no kind of trouble
That can't be fixed by a bubble

So bring your Mac, add some stacks
To the Fed Asst'd Printing
We bought a drone just for pictures
With some Fed Asst'd Printing
Bought his tuition, this addition
All from Fed Asst'd Printing
To make it rain all you're needing
Is some Fed Asst'd Printing

libertarian
,
reason magazine
,
reason.com
,
reason.tv
,
reasontv
,
wap
,
wap parody
,
cardi b
,
megan thee stallion
,
goremy
,
rap
,
debt
,
inflation
,
federal reserve
,
comedy
,
spending
    Thumbnail for Can the Republican Party Survive Trump?11:40
    Can the Republican Party Survive Trump?
    ReasonVids
    994 views
    Thumbnail for What's Next for the Libertarian Party After Jo Jorgensen Got 1%?9:28
    What's Next for the Libertarian Party After Jo Jorgensen Got 1%?
    ReasonVids
    959 views
    Thumbnail for This intel leak could be an 'act of treason': Rep. Mast | Fox News7:21
    This intel leak could be an 'act of treason': Rep. Mast | Fox News
    invidious
    166 views
    Thumbnail for Dave Barry Is Running for President (Again)29:16
    Dave Barry Is Running for President (Again)
    ReasonVids
    922 views
    Thumbnail for Captain Jew0:32
    Captain Jew
    bestofvoatxyz
    783 views
    Thumbnail for The Gates of Hell: Bill vs. Melinda | Grunt Speak Live2:12:55
    The Gates of Hell: Bill vs. Melinda | Grunt Speak Live
    Terrence Popp
    1195 views
    Thumbnail for Porker of the Month January 20111:33
    Porker of the Month January 2011
    ReasonVids
    931 views
    Thumbnail for John Hasnas: Have Markets Failed?23:32
    John Hasnas: Have Markets Failed?
    ReasonVids
    871 views
    Thumbnail for The Battle for Free Speech on Campus: Greg Lukianoff at the Museum of Sex52:05
    The Battle for Free Speech on Campus: Greg Lukianoff at the Museum of Sex
    ReasonVids
    973 views
    Thumbnail for Raising the Debt Ceiling: It Just Makes Sense. Not.0:45
    Raising the Debt Ceiling: It Just Makes Sense. Not.
    ReasonVids
    1037 views
    Thumbnail for Is There Anything or Anyone for Libertarians at CPAC?3:39
    Is There Anything or Anyone for Libertarians at CPAC?
    ReasonVids
    955 views
    Thumbnail for The Single Way To Feel About The SINGLETON PATTERN | BMo12:45
    The Single Way To Feel About The SINGLETON PATTERN | BMo
    tech.topic
    638 views
    Thumbnail for Easiest Way to Add Cellular Connectivity to an ESP32- or STM32-based IoT Project4:16
    Easiest Way to Add Cellular Connectivity to an ESP32- or STM32-based IoT Project
    invidious
    746 views
    Thumbnail for That's what happens when you are on your own3:21
    That's what happens when you are on your own
    EricaPolarBear.Archive
    216 views
    Thumbnail for Public Defense Lawyer in Seattle1:15
    Public Defense Lawyer in Seattle
    bestofupgoat
    72 views
    Thumbnail for George Will vs. 1619 Project: The U.S. Founding Is ‘the Best Thing That Ever Happened'1:08:21
    George Will vs. 1619 Project: The U.S. Founding Is ‘the Best Thing That Ever Happened'
    ReasonVids
    870 views
    Thumbnail for Tell me you're white without telling me you're white....0:19
    Tell me you're white without telling me you're white....
    bestofvoatxyz
    3192 views
    Thumbnail for 3D | Cactus girl: That was my titty0:59
    3D | Cactus girl: That was my titty
    xxtinx_bellxx
    483 views
    Thumbnail for Two Headed Turtle’s New Enclosure! | AquaTerra0:37
    Two Headed Turtle’s New Enclosure! | AquaTerra
    invidious
    140 views
    Thumbnail for Trump Orders Strikes on Houthis in Yemen - LIVE Updates & Breaking News Coverage | Agenda-Free TV1:52:58
    Trump Orders Strikes on Houthis in Yemen - LIVE Updates & Breaking News Coverage | Agenda-Free TV
    invidious
    109 views
    Thumbnail for The Meaning of Socialism: Q&A with National Review's Kevin Williamson5:38
    The Meaning of Socialism: Q&A with National Review's Kevin Williamson
    ReasonVids
    838 views
    Thumbnail for Super Easy DRAG and DROP Unity Tutorial | BMo4:20
    Super Easy DRAG and DROP Unity Tutorial | BMo
    tech.topic
    708 views
    Thumbnail for Milaad K - Sorry U Changed (Official Music Video) | Milaad K2:32
    Milaad K - Sorry U Changed (Official Music Video) | Milaad K
    invidious
    54 views
    Thumbnail for Superbowl FF incoming? Kill Taylor Swift and blame it on 'white supremacists' to get all the young people to vote blue? Since when does the secretary of homeland security attend football press releases? and listen to what he says0:41
    Superbowl FF incoming? Kill Taylor Swift and blame it on 'white supremacists' to get all the young people to vote blue? Since when does the secretary of homeland security attend football press releases? and listen to what he says
    bestofupgoat
    434 views
    Thumbnail for Reason AMA: Impeachment, Cocktails, Debt, New Zealand, Justin Amash, Prog Rock, Libraries, and More1:34:24
    Reason AMA: Impeachment, Cocktails, Debt, New Zealand, Justin Amash, Prog Rock, Libraries, and More
    ReasonVids
    743 views

points

Permalink
Reply
libertarian
,
reason magazine
,
reason.com
,
reason.tv
,
reasontv
,
wap
,
wap parody
,
cardi b
,
megan thee stallion
,
goremy
,
rap
,
debt
,
inflation
,
federal reserve
,
comedy
,
spending
TOS  •  Add Keywords  •  Donate  •   Analytics  •   DMCA  •   Puzzle