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Remy: Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue (Toby Keith Civil Liberties Parody)

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Remy channels his inner Toby Keith to send terrorists a message.

Written and performed by Remy. Produced and edited by Austin Bragg.

Approximately 2 minutes.

Visit https://reason.com for full text, links, and downloadable versions of this video.

Lyrics:

My daddy came to this country
he escaped from Iraq
and he came with nothing but a dream
of the American flag

He wanted my mother, my sister
our carpet and me
to grow up and live happy
in the land of the free

Now this nation that I love
is under terror attack
another sucker punch came flying in
from this punk in the back

You think you can start a fight
and we'll roll over and die
man we'll light up your world
like the Fourth of July

We're gonna tap this guy's phone
take his rifle and then
force companies to make software with
backdoor access and then

We'll be raising his taxes
make him pay for these toys
and whenever he goes flying we'll be
cupping his boys

Yeah it'll feel like the whole wide world
is raining down on you
brought to you courtesy
of the red, white, and blue

We'll run up debt and be
so underwater on loans
you'd swear Ted Kennedy
had probably driven us home

You think you can pick a fight
and make us change our free ways
we'll put a dude in his ass
it's the American way

We'll tap this guy's browser history
have due process decreased
and when he bites a shape in Pop Tarts
we're gonna call the police

We'll put your name in the papers
you'll be famous in malls
and when this guy goes to New York
they'll be cupping his balls

Yeah don't it feel like the whole wide world
is raining down on you?
that's brought to you courtesy
of the red, white, and blue

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