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Remy: iPhone Bling (FBI vs. Apple Hotline Bling Drake Parody)

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Remy weighs in on the FBI vs. Apple legal battle with this remix of Hotline Bling by Drake.

Lyrics:

You used to let me in your cellphones

Now you say you're not so sure
but the government just found a
telephone it can't ignore

I know when that iPhone bling
that can only mean one thing
I know when that iPhone bling
that can only mean one thing

Get your ass in here and make me software!

Do it or be jailed, I know it's scary, but
they're terrorists so get up on your chariot
Make an OS less secure than Nashville Marriotts

The government and cellphones
dangerous combination, yes
like Diet Coke and Mentos
like credit cards and Kanye West

I know when that iPhone bling
that can only mean one thing

Get your ass in here and make me software!

our signing key is locked up like it's Fort Knox
Don't worry about China they got poor ops
Sir, are you familiar with Pandora's Box?

We need a back door surprise
like the time the seat fell off my bike.

Approximately two minutes and five seconds.

Written by Remy. Music tracks by Ben Karlstrom. Video produced by Sean Malone.

Follow Remy on Twitter at @goremy and Reason at @reason.

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