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Remy: Banana (Free Trade Camila Cabello Havana Parody)

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Remy brings back the banana industry with protective tariffs.

Written and performed by Remy. Video produced by Austin Bragg. Music tracks, background vocals, and mastering by Ben Karlstrom.

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LYRICS:

Bananas
Ooh nah nah

Let's put some tariffs on bananas
Ooh nah nah

They should be grown in East Atlanta
Nah nah nah

Or maybe even Alabama
Take jobs back from Havana

Uh-huh
Bananas
Ooh nah nah

Havana is killing us on trade, I fear
Now that seems overblown

Look, they have jobs we no longer have here
And now we sell iPhones

Why can't we grow bananas ourselves
They'd taste worse and cost more

Don't be so stubborn, try one yourself
They'd need more water—

Just grab and peel it like
Eewwwwwwwwwww

The texture is intriguing
Internally I'm bleeding

Got me feeling like
Eewwwwwwwwwww

We're gonna make a killing!
I have to go

Oh nah-nah-nah-nah-NAH

Bananas
Ooh nah nah

We'll put some tariffs on bananas
Ooh nah nah

They'll soon be grown in East Atlanta
Nah nah nah

Does he ever talk
Or maybe even in Savannah
We're brilliant central planners
Uh-huh

Bananas
Ooh nah nah

Jeffrey

Just graduated fresh on campus man
Fresh out East Atlanta with no manners man
Pump-pump-pump-pump
You'd have to pump in heat and water dude

You'd need it hot—hot
Hotter than Demi Lovato's spoon

Too soon, yeah

Trading on me
Shorty trading on me
Get to trading on me

Put that bacon on me
Put that maple on me
Ears of corn on me

But that trade deficit I can't applaud
We got a trade deficit with Santa Claus

Free trade's like a magic wand
Turns what you make best into what you want

Bananas
Ooh nah nah

We've gone absolutely bananas
Ooh nah nah

To listen to these central planners
Nah nah nah

Tell us how we should grow bananas
How we should trade bananas

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