Playing kick the can in retard mode

Congrats to Nancy Pelosi 🍾 The Greatest Trader in Congress

The wagie's temptation

comediant

Eyes on the prize

Attempt #1 on Scratch Get Over It

the void consumes

Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Breaks All Records In T-Ball League

"Who the fuck used 1 inch nails?"

China building the world's superhumans from the DNA up.

White horse relaxed

Huemonkeys panic and stampede as crossfit runner group passes by, thinking they're running away from something. Behold the Brazilian cocobrain in action.

What's your biggest turn off?

The earthquake bed 😧

this is the first time I didnt think the HAKKA was stupid

Big snake crosses a road

Law Lets Cops Jail People for Sleeping in Cars! (Nanny of the Month, Aug '13)

I'll make my own Island with children and data centers!

True story

8th Avenue Between 42nd/43rd Street. Bum Nesting Area. One of a Million Examples of Why When a Bum Asks For Money to Buy Food, He’s Telling a Nigger Lie. NO ONE IS STARVING HERE.

That's what happens when you are on your own